Sunday, September 10, 2006

Wedding on Cullipool beach



Ok I know you cant see the bride or the bridegroom or any of the guests in this photo but hey did you notice the cat ? the spectators watching the ceremony were joined by this cat who stared intently down to the beach, got me thinking maybe it had been a marriage celebrant in an earlier life.
The celebrant noticed that the bride was in great distress so asked her what was wrong. She replied that she was nervous and afraid she would not remember what to do. The celebrant told her that she only needed to remember 3 things. First the aisle, because that is what you'll be walking down. Secondly, the alter because that is where you will arrive. Finally, remember hymn because that is a type of song we will sing during the service. While the bride was walking to the wedding march, family and friends of the groom were horrified to hear her repeating these 3 words. . . Aisle, alter hymn
Did you get it ? I'll alter him.

The photo is an old bike decorated with balloons and ribbons to celebrate I'm going to hang some flags off our gate too.
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."The boy thinks about this, and then says, "Well then, why is the boy wearing black"